fitness-ecstasy:

MRI scan of a human subject from the cranium to the feet.

No words can describe how much this amazes me

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offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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asvprock:

When I was born Pluto was already a planet.

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haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

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You:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

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The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

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littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

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creaseintime:

SPOOKY

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maximus-gluteus:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

he…. has every right to tho. the song “wake me up when september ends” was about billie joe coping with the loss of his father. so when a bunch of shit-heads decide to be cute and constantly tweet him to “wake up” one the first of october its kinda like a slap in the face, like they’re completely disrespecting the emotions put behind the song. but i do know that there are only two types of people who do this. those who don’t know, and those who don’t care.

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

peachbite:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

What an age we live in

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BUT THEN I FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW IM EVEN MORE ANGRY

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zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: When Cancer Is Angry.

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Couldn’t resist making a picture for Jeter. #FarewellCaptain

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