Everyone jelly of my mini pancakes.

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arc-anum:

All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.

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iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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Beauty of the Universe II - Colors.

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antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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ghiralicious:

livingenough:

swimminginmavin:

hurpthederp:

iwillmindfuckyou:

gameandwatch:

kushdrinker:

green is not a creative color

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what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif

lets not bring it up

lets never bring it up

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

what part of never bring it up do you not understand

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finalblessing:

will smith everybody

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foodtrucker:

this looks like the cover to every indie album ever

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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